Land O' Goshen!
Here's some interesting
(or, as the kids were saying eight years ago, "funky fresh")
places to go if you need to skedaddle outta here.

The World's Finest Newspaper

Courage, Penfold. Funny Ha-ha or Funny Peculiar, sir?


Unabomber

No one is innocent.

TV Boy

David Letterman! - Your TV Pal.

Would you like to swing on a star?

I'll kick your Centrally Intelligent ass!

Egad, man! This Zooass monstrosity is as close to pure evil as cottage cheese!
Isn't sanity just a one-trick pony anyway?

Me and Muppet and Muppet and me!

STRATOS! STRATOS! STRATOS! STRATOS! STRATOS! STRATOS! STRATOS! STRATOS!

StraTOS!  StraTOS!  StraTOS!  StraTOS!


Dick Cable
This man's name is Dick Cable. He has pursued a career in broadcasting anyway.

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